Answer:
I am free the first time and second time but the third time is going to cost you money.
What has four wheels and flies?
What goes through a door but never goes in and never comes out?
I live off of a busy street if you want you can stay for an hour or two but if you don't pay rent I'll tell on you.
I can be winding and I can be straight. I can be smooth and I can be rough. Sometimes both. I start out black but fade to brown. My favorite colors are yellow and white and I love stripes and dashed lines.
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?
What am I?
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic