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Why did the computer keep sneezing?
Who is your mother's only sister's son's brother's aunt's daughter's sister's father?
The warmer I am, the fresher I am. What am I?
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
Part carbon, part water, I am poison to the fishes. Many falsely claim my name, I am the pause that refreshes. What am I?
Though not a plant, has leaves. Though not a beast, has spine. Though many wouldn't need this thing, It's more valuable than wine.