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I can speak with my hard metal tongue. But I cannot breathe, for I have no lung. What am I?
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
I am wood that is neither hard straight or crooked
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I give people a huge fright, but at the end I'm sweet. I normally celebrate at night, when there's less heat. What am I?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?