Answer:
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I hold two people together but touch only one.
I am a tale in childrens' minds. Though an illusion, I occur every night. I give them a fantasy, I give them a fright. What am I?
I have thirteen hearts but no body or soul.
I am known for my natural tuxedo and marching. What am I?
Whoever made me don't want me. Whoever bought me don't need me. Whoever use me don't know me.