Answer:
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
What's 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.
First I may be your servant's name; then your desires I may proclaim; And when your mortal life is over hold all your wealth within my power.
My second is performed by my first. A thief by the marks of my whole might be caught. What am I?
A little house full of meat, no door to go in and eat.