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Squeeze me and I cry tears as red as my flesh but my heart is made of stone.
I can be entertaining until you realize some pieces have been lost.
I have married many woman but has never been married
I am a time for gathering crops. Remove the first three letters and I become an object you can wear.
I have an eye but cannot see. I take time to generate and can dissipate in seconds. What am I?
Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.