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Why did the computer keep sneezing?
I go up and never come down no matter how hard you wish. As I get higher more wrinkles crawl onto your face.
I make a loud noise when changing jacket. I become bigger and delicious.
I don't live within a house nor do I live without. Most will use me when they come in and again when they go out.
My tail is long, my coat is brown. I like the country, I like the town. I can live in a house or live in a shed, and I come out to play when you are in bed. What am I?
What did the tiger say after eating Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen De Generes?
What am I?
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