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I have a face, yet no senses. But I don't really care, because time is of the essence.
What is neither inside the house nor outside the house but a necessity for any home?
A cowboy rode into Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back on friday. How is that possible?
Someone walked into a room and you heard a crash! Someone died. What happened?
The root tops the trunk on this backward thing, that grows in the winter and dies in the spring.
Those with eyes bigger than their stomach will definitely leave the restaurant with one of them. It is named after a house pet as well.