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Never ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I'm gone too fast. What am I?
I am easy to see, but no one likes looking at me. Without me, there would be no you. What am I?
I am a house with two occupants sometimes one rarely three. Break the walls eat the boarders then throw away me.
I am heavy forward, but backward I'm not. What am I?
I have a small hill with seven holes. What am I?
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?