Answer:
I am wood that is neither hard straight or crooked
If you're looking for something sweet I know what to do. But if you don't like heat I'm not for you.
It's red liquid but not liquid and it's not red. What is it?
I sleep by day, I fly by night. I have no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?
When I am caught, I am thrown away. When I escape, you itch all day. What am I?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?