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You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Who is the smartest animal in the room?
I am the noblest musical instrument
Skirts for men.
Fatherless and motherless. I was born without sin. Roared when I came into the world, but I never spoke again. What am I?
I am a king who's good at measuring stuff.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?