Answer:
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
To cross the water, I'm the way. For water I'm above, I touch it not and truth to say, I neither swim nor move. What am I?
When set loose I fly away. Never so cursed as when I go astray.
I am so delicate that even mentioning me breaks me. What am I?
I am black of eye and bright of hair. I fast into the ground and follow my lord as he races around the world. What am I?
Why was the cook arrested?