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Every night I'm told what to do and each morning I do what I'm told. But I still don't escape your scold
I have a few points but we're not competing. I'll help you win when you're eating.
I have long legs crooked thighs little head and no eyes.
I am a precious stone as clear as diamond. Seek me out while the sun's near the horizon. Though you can walk on water with my power try to keep me and I'll vanish in an hour.
I am in truth a yellow fork from tables in the sky by inadvertent fingers dropped the awful cutlery. Of mansions never quite disclosed and never quite concealed the apparatus of the dark to ignorance revealed.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
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