Answer:
Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate, ten thousand horses can't pull me straight. What am I?
I am a kind of coat that can only be put on when wet. What am I?
Little Nancy Etticote in a white petticoat. With a red nose; the longer she stands the shorter she grows.
I go in hard, come out soft. Blow me hard and I'll make a pop. What am I?
What breaks when you say its name?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?