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What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I cannot be burned in fire or drowned in water
If I drink I die. If I eat I am fine. What am I?
What has 88 keys, but canโt open a single door?
As I went over London Bridge I met my sister Jenny; I broke her neck and drank her blood and left her standing empty.
Whatโs a carpetโs favorite sport?