Answer:
The most famous dinner
When I live I cry if you don't kill me I'll die.
I can be hairy and itchy all over. I can be the scariest thing you have ever seen. I stand in the middle of nowhere, hanging on a stick. What am I?
I am in truth a yellow fork from tables in the sky by inadvertent fingers dropped the awful cutlery. Of mansions never quite disclosed and never quite concealed the apparatus of the dark to ignorance revealed.
So simple, that I can only point. Yet I guide men all over the world.
The more of me you take, the more I appear behind you. What am I?