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What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
Where do fish keep their money?
Drop me and the world will shatter. You can always find me where you empty your bladder.
I am a type of cheese made backwards
Send poorly behaved children to me and let them sit here.
Though not a plant, has leaves. Though not a beast, has spine. Though many wouldn't need this thing, It's more valuable than wine.