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I have more shoes than anybody, but less feet than everyone. I am met in the morning, but departed in the night. I may shake as if I'm angry, but I won't bite. What am I?
Never ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past, for a child, I last forever, for adults, I'm gone too fast.
I save lives on the ground and in the air
I am in the past never in the future. I don't exist but have existed. I saw what you saw and that is what I will ever see.
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What am I?
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?