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If eleven plus two equals one, what is nine plus five equal to?
What has two spines and a lot of ribs, and carries much but never moves?
The weapon of choice to create the biggest shock.
In marble halls as white as milk, lined with a skin as soft as silk. Within a fountain crystal-clear. A golden apple doth appear. No doors there are to this stronghold, yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
What do angels sing in the shower?