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A train just leaves a station and enters a tunnel. Where is the best place for a claustrophobic person to sit?
A man wants to buy a used car. He finds a beautiful Buick for $9500, but he buys it without paying a dime. How did he manage this?
A town has only two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, tidy haircut, and the other has a shaggy, messy haircut. Which barber should you go to?
An archaeologist unearths a coin bearing the inscription "57BC". How does he instantly know that it's a forgery?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?
Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn. I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old. Then valued for my hardened gold.