Answer:
Doing something of this nature is likely to land you in court
I have joy in bringing two together, but darning my existence! My life hangs by a thread, filled with ups, downs and resistance!
What ship has no captain but two mates?
What has hands but can’t clap?
What comes down but never back goes up?
I am a rock group with four members. All dead one was assassinated.
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?