Answer:
Though it be cold I wear no clothes the frost and snow I never fear; I value neither shoes nor hose And yet I wander far and near: My diet is forever good I drink no cider port nor sack what Providence doth send for food I neither buy nor sell nor lack.
I am in the past never in the future. I don't exist but have existed. I saw what you saw and that is what I will ever see.
I am the kind of fish that chases a mouse.
I suck.
My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I'm cute for my face is yellow my hair is white and my body is green.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?