Answer:
I am wood that is neither hard straight or crooked
What tastes better than it smells?
Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, Grown in the darkness, a ladyβs delight.
I am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I lick will soon turn red. What am I?
I cannot be burned in fire or drowned in water. What am I?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?