Funny Riddles and Answers

The best selection of riddles and answers, for all ages and categories

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What key is the hardest to turn?

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What flowers have two lips?

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A fashion statement whose name sounds like the upper part of a mobile war machine.

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Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?

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The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine

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I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second, bit still remains. If you remove the third, it still remains.

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Both boats with holes and dirty dishes have this in common

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There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?

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What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?