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What takes hours to pull off Is most satisfying when it's done And requires consent from the person you're doing it to?
Funny
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
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When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.
