What did the sign on the door of the whore house say?
Beat it, we're closed.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts.
What do you call a whore who is also a vegan?
Why are hookers such good cooks?
Everything is 'ho' made.
I go in hard and come out soft. I never mind if you blow me. What am I?
I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
What’s beautiful and natural, but gets long and prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with “c”, ends in “t”, and there’s a “u” and “n” in between them. What am i?