Answer:
I march before armies, a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory, but no one would shoot me. The wind is my lover, one-legged am I. Name me and see me at home in the sky.
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
The sharp slim blade, that cuts the wind.
Hands she has but does not hold. Teeth she has but does not bite. Feet she has but they are cold. Eyes she has but without sight.
What do angels sing in the shower?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?