Answer:
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
Man's most important invention.
Sheets of paper that tell new stories each day.
Each morning I appear to lie at your feet, all day I follow no matter how fast you run. Yet I nearly perish in the midday sun.
What does someone else have to take before you can get?
A Chinese, Indian and a Swiss were going to a party. Who is most likely to bring a plus one?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?