Answer:
Crooked as a rainbow, and slick as a plate, Ten thousand horses can't pull it straight.
What has four wings but cannot fly and uses the wind but does not know why?
Plant whose name sounds like a dish full of dairy spread.
According to the music industry, you can count on a midnight train and the devil to turn up here.
What gets wetter as it dries?
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows.