Answer:
What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?
I never was but am always to be, and everyone looks forward to me
I am the red tongue of the earth, that buries cities.
What has been around for millions of years but is never more than a month old?
What is it that you must give before you can keep it
Pirates put their booty in it.
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?