Answer:
Born in the past, but only lives in the present. Sometimes false, always personal.
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Raise your right appendage high above your head. Turn your head to the right and you will smell this.
What is something you can give away as many times you want without ever losing it?
I'm a green veggie that looks like a tiny tree.
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?