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What has a single eye but cannot see?
What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you'll die.
It's in your hand though you can not feel it. Only you and time can reveal it.
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?