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As a state in the USA, I am round on both sides and high in the middle. What am I?
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I am bought by the yard but worn by the foot
What color can you eat?
Whoever makes it tells it not. Whoever takes it knows it not. Whoever knows it wants it not
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?