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Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear. All day we are bitterly pressed. Yet this I will say, we are full all the day, and empty when go to rest.
Some try to hide, some try to cheat. But time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name. I promise you'll know, when you I do claim.
Metal or bone I may be, many teeth I have and always bared. Yet my bite harms no one. And ladies delight in my touch.
I have a neck but no head. I have a body but no arm. I have a bottom but no leg.
It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?