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Timmy's mother has three children. The first was named April. The next was named May. What is the final one's name?
What has a tongue but cannot talk gets around but cannot walk
It get wetter and wetter the more it dries
He is known to commit a friendly home invasion one night a year, never taking but always leaving stuff behind
Who shows her boobs?
What is it that makes tears without sorrow. And takes its journey to heaven?