Answer:
He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
Forward Iām heavy, but backwards Iām not.
Gets rid of bad ones, short and tall. Tightens when used, one size fits all.
Only two backbones and thousands of ribs.
Steals an event or even a mood. Reveals the truth or shatters it.
I'm the source of all emotion but I'm caged in a white prison.
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?