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As I walked along the path I saw something with four fingers and one thumb, but it was not flesh, fish, bone or fowl.
In marble halls as white as milk, lined with a skin as soft as silk. Within a fountain crystal-clear. A golden apple doth appear. No doors there are to this stronghold, yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
Known to accessorize with feathers, trumpets, and harps.
It's anything but amusing when this body part gets hit.
What do you have when you're sitting down that you don't have when you're standing up?
How do you know if a sniper likes you?