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You are a bus driver. Two kids get on and one kid gets off. Five kids get on and four get off. Nine kids get on another one gets off. What color are the bus drivers eyes?
I'm not alive but I have 5 fingers what am i
What bear has no ear?
He is known to commit a friendly home invasion one night a year, never taking but always leaving stuff behind
What has a foot but no legs?
When someone uses this acronym, you know you've got to pick up the pace