Answer:
Where I am there is no south, west, nor east, and weather is not fit for man or beast. What am I?
I have married many women but have never been married. What am I?
I hold two people together but touch only one. What am I?
I am a small paradise surrounded by dryness and heat.
I go from house to house a messenger small and tight. Whether it rains or snows I sleep outside at night.
When someone uses this acronym, you know you've got to pick up the pace