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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bike, and a well-dressed man on a unicycle?
I am known for my natural tuxedo and marching
What bone has a sense of humor?
I have a neck and no head, two arms but no hands. I'm with you to school, I'm with you to work. What am I?
Open me, and you can't see me without a mirror. Close me and you can't see me at all. What am I?
When someone uses this acronym, you know you've got to pick up the pace